I have been doing things. I've just been keeping them to myself these days. Just to prove that I can. See? Here's some stuff I've done in the past 9 or 10 days.
Start with some non-descript guy (when I say guy, I mean any gender or sex). Sure, you can give him a description if you're feeling creative, but I've been doing this because I don't feel creative, so no descriptions on my end.
Put this guy in a place. Let's say the guy's on a mountain. Now think of a different place. I pick the ocean. Now think of some creative way for this guy to get from the mountain to the ocean. Sure, he could climb down. That makes sense. But what if there was a diving board at the top of the mountain? What if there were several diving boards all the way down? Or trampolines!
Now that the guy's in the ocean, the guy needs to go somewhere else. Like... space. How does the guy get there? A hole in the bottom of the ocean, maybe. But DON'T USE HOLES. Aside from "don't use the obvious answer," that's the one rule to this game. Holes are boring. You could, however, make it a drain plug. That's legitimate. Or a grate. Either way, the guy gets black-holed into space and rains onto the moon, then rides a flying moon monster back to Earth, where they crash through the ceiling of the Louvre and jump into a painting of a bathroom, where, while the guy is washing his face, the guy washes his whole body down the drain and ends up going through a hose into a college frat boy's waterbed.
And you can keep going with this forever. Try it before bed when you're trying to fall asleep, especially if thinking about your life makes you uncontrollably depressed like it has for me the past few days (behold: the reason I haven't been blogging).
You're welcome.